10. Adele- Rolling in the Deep
Great voice, really good song. A-
9. Pink- F**kin Perfect
Pink always seems like she's trying way too hard to seem "cool". Oooh, she says "fuck" on the chorus! She's got tattoos! It all comes off as fake when she does it. Her music is pretty run of the mill most of the time. She's such a rebel punk rocker, singing generic pop/rock. This video is a bit too much for my sensibilities. Oh yeah, the song is alright, but it sounds like everything else. B-
8. Jennifer Lopez feat. Pitbull- On the Floor
Jennifer Lopez's Ass singing dance songs. In 2011, no less. This one swipes the melody of the verses of "Macarena" of all things. If you just turn off your brain and dance, this one is quite good. B+
7. Jeremih feat. 50 Cent- Down on Me
This is pronounced "Jeremiah", as in the former bullfrog who was a good friend of mine. His parents were crappy spellers. A generic song about a girl's ass. B
6. Chris Brown feat. Lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes
Seriously, this is fucking stupid. C-
5. Lady Gaga- Born This Way
Everything about Lady Gaga's persona is built on her quirkiness, yet, the music itself, is completely generic shit dance pop, more or less. You'd think a talented human being who likes to wear weird crap would make music that was more interesting and captivating. This is a rip of both Madonna's "Express Yourself" and Mylene Farmer's "Libertine". Bad. C
4. Cee-Lo- F**k You
Song of the Year for 2010. A+
3. The Black Eyed Peas- Just Can't Get Enough
Bad. B-
2. Rihanna- S&M
Sad. (But hot) B
1. Katy Perry feat. Kanye West- E.T.
YAWN. Katy Perry's Boobs teaming up with Kanye West's Ego= CRAPOLA. B-
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