BILLBOARD TOP 10- MARCH 29, 1986

10. Loverboy- This Could Be The Night

Oh wow, this is not good AT ALL. Best Loverboy song: "Turn Me Loose". This one sucks multiple penii. C-

9. Sly Fox- Let's Go All The Way

This one is perfect from the first note onwards...it should be blasting at some neon light filled club while I'm drunkenly stumbling through the dance floor, looking for the girl I danced with earlier (She's in the bathroom doing blow, Adam). This song takes me places I've never actually been.A

8. Starship- Sara

So whiny. So bad. C-

7. Elton John- Nikita

Cold War paranoia? A love song to Russian Nightmare Nikita Koloff? Subpar stuff from Reg Dwight.C

6. INXS- What You Need

I had to put up a live version, because I wasn't allowed to embed the original. This is a great, great rocker. A

5. Prince & The Revolution- Kiss Prince is an asshole, and doesn't want his music to be available on Youtube. This is one of his great singles, but I can't listen to it, and I'll probably get sued for mentioning it here. Little bastard! A

4. John Cougar Mellencamp- R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.

I'm not big on Americana rock, but this is alright, I suppose. I'd never want to listen to it on my own, though.B

3. Atlantic Starr- Secret Lovers

Nice little ode to infidelity. B



2. Heart- These Dreams

Decent late 80s commercial stuff from the Sisters Wilson. The song doesn't live up to the promise of Nancy Wilson's cleavage.
B

1. Falco- Rock Me Amadeus
25 years later, and this song's success STILL baffles me. C