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1. I hate cable news, and I hate how everyone nowadays has to wait to find out how they are supposed to react to different news stories. "What does Fox tell us we should think about this?". "Does Rachel Maddow think that what happened in Egypt is a good thing?". I'm as guilty as anyone for falling into this trap, so as a result, I am taking a firm position that I am not taking a position on the Wisconsin teacher strike deal. No opinion either way. Who's with me? Turn off the bullshit.

2. In one form or another, I had approximately 18 rounds of sexual activity over the course of a 40 hour period. I am proud, satisfied, and wondering if this is normal for a man of any age, especially 35 going on 36. Unfortunately, all of my friends are now parents and adults and married, and therefore probably don't care to hear about my bragging. So I take it to the web.

3. It's President's Day, which is another holiday that we don't know how to celebrate. We've had 44 Presidents in our short life. Many Americans are spending this holiday completely terrified for their nation, because they think that our 44th is an Islamist evil socialist Kenyan. Sucks to be them. By the Bush logic, Obama has kept us safe from terror attacks here so far. Wouldn't as Islamist who pals around with terrorists have caused a few attacks by now? Hmmm.

4. Lady Gaga is weird, which is refreshing in the awful current state of mainstream pop culture, but there's a complete lack of weird in her music, which makes it fail to excite me. Bad Romance was alright, but other than that, she's pretty much just doing safe electropop retakes from the Madonna handbook. Come out of an egg all you want, if you can't reinvent yourself musically with something new, rather than fucking stealing melodies from ABBA and Mylene Farmer, eventually, you're going to be working the 2000s nostalgia circuit with Ja Rule, Stephanie. Rock out with your cock out~

5. Porn Review Quickies: I watched Deep Throat. It was funny, yet not at all arousing. I also saw Batman XXX, which is an INSTANT CLASSIC MUST SEE/WANK. (Why am I watching porn and going 18 rounds you ask? Gulp, I like sex. It's one of the few things I'm good at/enjoy talking about/doing. Lost of slashes, here.)

6. The entire NBA All Star weekend was completely predictable.

7. Alexyss Tylor is a prophet.